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What is a lie you told that became too big to correct?

Defend yourself in court for stealing 200 packets of crisps.

What is the pettiest reason you have ever disliked someone?

Deliver a breaking-news report about the snack nearest to you.

What is your most embarrassing autocorrect or text mistake?

Sell the group an invisible product that nobody needs.

Which person at this table would survive longest in a zombie outbreak, and why?

Narrate another player pouring a drink like an epic sports final.

What childish habit do you still secretly enjoy?

Give a passionate one-minute speech demanding equal rights for socks.

What is the strangest thing you have done to avoid talking to someone?

Act like a bouncer deciding whether each player may enter an exclusive bakery.

What is the worst fashion choice you once thought looked incredible?

Create a luxury perfume advertisement for the smell of takeaway food.

What is a harmless opinion you would defend far too aggressively?

Perform a dramatic breakup scene with an imaginary Wi-Fi router.

What is the most ridiculous excuse you have used for being late?

Explain how to make toast as if it is a dangerous scientific experiment.

What is the worst haircut you have ever had?

Give every player a wrestling nickname and introduce tonight's main event.

What is something you pretend to understand but actually do not?

Hold a press conference after being caught cheating in a thumb-wrestling championship.

What is the weirdest food combination you genuinely enjoy?

Pitch a serious documentary about the secret life of a household object.

What is the most awkward compliment you have ever received?

Apologize publicly for an imaginary scandal involving a garden gnome.

What is your most irrational everyday fear?

Interview your own hand about its plans for the future.

What is the longest you have pretended not to see a message?

Create three ridiculous new laws for the room and announce them as president.

What is the worst advice you have ever followed?

Re-enact losing your keys in the style of a tragic stage play.

Which app would be hardest for you to delete forever?

Give a weather forecast for the room, including a severe snack warning.

What purchase gave you the fastest buyer's remorse?

Auction an ordinary object to the group and make it sound priceless.

What is the most embarrassing thing you have done to impress someone?

Make a campaign speech explaining why you should be elected Minister of Munchies.

What is the oddest nickname anyone has given you?

Speak for 30 seconds as a detective investigating a missing biscuit.

Which fictional character do you relate to more than you should?

Act out a slow-motion escape from an invisible swarm of bees.

What is the silliest argument you have ever taken seriously?

Give an inspirational talk to a player who has forgotten how chairs work.

What is the strangest dream you still remember?

Tell a ghost story in which the ghost is afraid of everyone else.

What is a food you refuse to share?

Host a cooking show while describing a recipe that should never exist.

What is the most useless fact permanently stored in your brain?

Explain the plot of a famous film without saying any character names.

When did you last laugh at a completely inappropriate moment?

Perform a royal ceremony to crown the table's next Snack Monarch.

What is your worst kitchen disaster?

Argue both sides of a debate on whether cereal is soup.

What is the weirdest thing you believed as a child?

Pretend you are an alien trying to understand why humans use pillows.

Which player would be the worst getaway driver, and why?

Direct a 20-second action scene starring two objects chosen by the table.

What is your most overused excuse?

Announce a fake emergency and calmly explain why everyone must protect the dip.

What smell instantly brings back a memory for you?

Create a five-star review for the room you are sitting in.

What is the most dramatic thing you have done over a minor inconvenience?

Play a soap-opera character who discovers the remote control has betrayed them.

What harmless secret have you kept for no real reason?

Explain a simple object without using its name while the table guesses it.

Which famous person would be a nightmare roommate?

Deliver a polite complaint to an imaginary neighbour whose dragon is too loud.

What is the most awkward silence you have experienced?

Make up a national anthem for a country populated entirely by cats.

Which player is most likely to accidentally become famous?

Conduct a red-carpet interview with the player to your left.

What tiny inconvenience ruins your mood far too quickly?

Give a furious one-minute customer review of gravity.

What is the funniest misunderstanding you have been part of?

Translate everything the next player says into dramatic movie-trailer language for 30 seconds.

What is something everyone seems to love except you?

Invent and demonstrate a new Olympic event that can be played while sitting.

What is the longest grudge you have held over something trivial?

Stage a courtroom cross-examination of an object chosen by the group.

Which player would be best at talking their way out of trouble?

Talk your way past an imaginary guard who refuses to accept normal reasons.

What is the strangest item currently in your bag or pocket?

Model an invisible high-fashion outfit while another player describes it.

What is a movie you have rewatched far too many times?

Retell a familiar fairy tale as a gritty crime drama.

What is the most ridiculous thing you have done while half-asleep?

Act like you just woke up 100 years in the future and question the table.

Which household chore do you avoid the longest?

Create a dramatic trailer for a film called Attack of the Laundry.

What phrase do you say much too often?

Speak for 30 seconds without using the letter E.

When have you confidently walked in the wrong direction?

Give a guided tour of the room while confidently getting every fact wrong.

What is the worst song to get stuck in your head?

Turn a nursery rhyme into a serious dramatic monologue.

What is the worst first impression you have ever made?

Enter the room again as if you are the mysterious villain in a spy film.

Which player would you choose as your lawyer in a ridiculous trial?

Let that player give you a crime; deliver your 30-second opening defence.

What is the cheapest thing you have celebrated buying?

Unbox an imaginary luxury potato for an excited online audience.

What is the weirdest compliment you have given someone?

Compliment every player using only comparisons to food.

What is the most obvious hint you completely missed?

Mime receiving a shocking message; the table guesses what it said.

Which historical era would you last one day in?

Report live from that era as everything goes spectacularly wrong.

What is the most boring subject you can talk about for too long?

Make that subject sound like the most thrilling secret in the world.

What is a harmless conspiracy theory you could invent right now?

Reveal your conspiracy to the table using a salt shaker or similar object as evidence.

What is your most embarrassing moment involving food?

Re-enact it as a slow-motion silent movie.

Who at the table would be hardest to fool?

Try to convince that player you are a time traveller with one piece of evidence.

What is a rule you would add to everyday life?

Enforce your new rule as an overenthusiastic referee for 30 seconds.

What is the strangest place you have fallen asleep?

Pretend to fall asleep in three increasingly impossible places.

What fictional job would you be terrible at?

Perform your disastrous first day in that job.

What is the most embarrassing photo of you about?

Freeze in the pose while the table invents the photo's backstory.

What is your least useful skill?

Demonstrate it as if attempting to break a world record.

What is the oddest thing you have named?

Name five objects in sight and give each a dramatic personality.

What is something you believed for far too long?

Teach the false fact in the style of an extremely confident professor.

Which player would make the best game-show host?

Let them host a ten-second game show in which you are the only contestant.

What is the worst excuse someone has given you?

Use that excuse to explain why you missed a mission to save the planet.

What word do you always struggle to spell?

Spell five words chosen by the group like a fiercely competitive champion.

What is the most awkward thing you have overheard?

Act as a detective reconstructing an awkward conversation without quoting it.

What is your ideal useless superpower?

Demonstrate that power while a player provides sound effects.

What food best represents your personality?

Deliver that food's campaign speech for President of the Fridge.

When did you last pretend to know where you were going?

Lead an imaginary expedition around the table while giving survival advice.

What is the most ridiculous bet you have made?

Challenge the player on your left to a best-of-three facial-expression contest.

Which player would you call during a bizarre emergency?

Act out that emergency while they try to understand the problem.

What is your guilty-pleasure television show?

Create and perform a ten-second theme tune for it.

What is one thing you would ban from group chats?

Moderate an imaginary group-chat crisis using only formal business language.

What is the strangest thought you have had today?

Turn that thought into a motivational poster slogan and unveil it.

What is your most irrational annoyance?

Make a public-service announcement warning society about it.

Which player would you swap lives with for one day?

Impersonate their victory speech after winning High Stakes.

What harmless rule have you secretly broken?

Confess to it at a dramatic police press conference.